Meet the Classic One. They’re simple, clean, elegant, and still know how to have fun. They have a standing karaoke date with Marie Kondo. Their tamagotchi is alive and well. They make a mean charcuterie board and probably speak French.
You’ll dream of waltzing down 5th Avenue with a pain au chocolat.
Likes: the artwork of Henri Matisse, clean sheets, chocolate chip cookies with sea salt, old movies, soft pretzels
Dislikes: people who cheat at board games, light-up sneakers, kale