West of Breakfast | The Clever One
West of Breakfast | The Clever One
West of Breakfast | The Clever One
West of Breakfast | The Clever One
The Clever One.
The Clever One.
The Clever One.
The Clever One.

The Clever One.

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Meet the Clever One. Their vocabulary is extensive, and they speak Spanish with the formal “usted”. They always have witty anecdotes at dinner parties. They’ve never lost at backgammon and do crossword puzzles in pen. In high school, they were voted “most likely to succeed.”

You’ll dream of roaring applause at your award acceptance speech. 

Likes: Pastrami sandwiches, Roth IRAs, trash magazines, irony

Dislikes: Dubbed laughter in sitcoms, spelling errors, people who don’t read the book first

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