Meet the Charming One. They have the slightest touch of an accent, although you can’t quite place it. Their everyday vernacular sounds like it was penned by F. Scott Fitzgerald himself, but it is miraculously never annoying. Despite being pulled over biannually for speeding, they’ve never actually received a ticket. They call out of the blue just to say, “hey gorgeous” and always buy an extra bagel in case they bump into someone they know.
You’ll dream of driving a vintage car down the highway in the fall.
Likes: Well-curated mixtapes, Chinese take-out, French-cuff shirts
Dislikes: Onions in all forms, being late, the word "dude"